Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

(Source: barapuppy)

Posted 1 month ago

relahvant:

WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS CREATURE

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 1 month ago

archiemcphee:

Storyboard artist and scribbler Marty Cooper uses sharpies and white out to draw mischievous cartoon characters on transparent film, which enables him to pose and photograph them interacting with the real world in all sorts of unexpected ways. By playing with perspective Cooper’s drawings sometimes appear to be both giant - like the polar bear scratching his back on the Transamerica Pyramid in San Francisco - and tiny - like an anthropomorphic banana hitching a ride on a llama.

Check out lots more of Marty Cooper’s playful creations by following him here on Tumblr or over on Instagram.

[via Design Taxi]

Posted 1 month ago

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

Posted 1 month ago

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

Posted 2 months ago

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

Posted 2 months ago

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

(Source: katebishopss)

Posted 2 months ago
leyawn:

thank you facebook

leyawn:

thank you facebook

Posted 2 months ago

sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 

(Source: dutchster)