Posted 3 weeks ago

nerdgasmgirl:

Oh God, there’s more

(Source: kiekstn)

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

theawesomeadventurer:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

because he was a fucking snitch

(Source: rlmjob)

Posted 1 month ago
  1. me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  2. them: no
  3. me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  4. them: we're not
  5. me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago